Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right? I have a 10 year old son. He has words. He is so good with these words it's unbelievable.

I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament. Lorem Ipsum is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why it’s former users left it for something else. They made a good decision. I have a 10 year old son. He has words. He is so good with these words it's unbelievable. I’m the best thing that ever happened to placeholder text.

You're telling the enemy exactly what you're going to do. No wonder you've been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life. I’m the best thing that ever happened to placeholder text. You’re disgusting. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament. The concept of Lorem Ipsum was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. design jobs non-competitive.

We have so many things that we have to do better... and certainly ipsum is one of them. When other websites give you text, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending words that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing mistakes. They’re bringing misspellings. They’re typists… And some, I assume, are good words.

An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. It’s about making placeholder text great again. That’s what people want, they want placeholder text to be great again. We are going to make placeholder text great again. Greater than ever before. The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! The concept of Lorem Ipsum was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. design jobs non-competitive.

All of the words in Lorem Ipsum have flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. He’s not a word hero. He’s a word hero because he was captured. I like text that wasn’t captured.